Poof In Boots

2006-01-15T00:21:00.000Z

What type of dragon are you?(beautiful pics- for girls and guys)
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2006-01-15T00:16:00.000Z

There's a Dragon in your soul. You are very wise
and like to give people advice. You mostly feel
like you are misunderstood and don't like a lot
of people around you. 2 or 3 friends are
enough. You can be very emotional but because
of your intelligence you have the power to go
on and find a solution. You are wise, but
nobody can solve all problems alone, so don't
turn away from everybody and ask for help
sometimes too. That way, problems will be much
easier to solve.

What Mystical Creature is in your soul? ( With Pictures)
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Emo Boyfriend

2006-01-01T13:50:00.000Z

Its Sunday

2005-12-25T14:21:00.000Z

Well I have manged to make it till another Christmas/New Year, am currently procrastinating about acutally getting round to sorting this office of mine out.

Am currently drinking some really nice French Vanilla Coffee that Sue sourced from somewhere that I can't remember and I am too lazy to go down the stairs and find out, if you wanna know leave me a comment and I will find it for you.

Finally managed to get the bank details through the post yesterday so that was a nice present to come home to, things for the company are really coming along. Got to set up a DFS tomorrow to allow us a bit more flexibility :)

Right off to sort the office out, have fun y'all.

Congratulations Jamie

2005-12-04T02:30:00.000Z

My adoptive brother became a father at 21:30 last night. 8lb's 3oz, his name has not been decided.

Was going to go to bed since it was supid o'clock in the morning but I am off to have another Vodka :)

Desidoreplicator

2005-12-04T01:38:00.000Z

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in pressing the UPS SHUTDOWN button.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons
- Even the helpdesk
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and when that fails, use the ZX81 method of punching information into people repeatedly.

Listen to others, even to the dull and ignorant;
for you too may be a Manager some day.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
especially if they have business cards but no entertainment budget.

If you compare your processor with others, you'll get bitter and twisted
as there's always a faster processor on the market.
(for you to steal from the Boss's machine when he buys it)

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans -
Doubly so for the those that no-one knows about.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble,
but always lie on your C.V.

Exercise caution in your Equipment Purchases,
For Vendors are full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
Many persons strive for high ideals -
Right up until they sell out.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign respect for technical incompetance.

Neither be cynical about Benchmarking;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantement,
they don't mean anything anyway.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
but limit your intake of "When I worked with PDPs" stories.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you when the excrement and cooling device meet.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
That's the Boss's job.

Many fears are born of stupidity and ignorance -
Which you should be feeding with rumour and generalisation.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself,
but not too gentle when browsing porn.
You know what I mean.

You are a child of the Internet, no less an ICQer than others
You have a RIGHT to your opinion,
Even if it is crap.

And whether or not it is clear to you, someone's broken into your machine
and replacing your porn with Mandelbrot images.

Therefore be at peace with Computing,
Whichever platform you run or operating system you use.
Even if it is Microsoft.
Even if you forked out for Software Assurance
Even if you thought Open meant Open.

And whatever your trials and tribulations,
in the noisy confusion of life, remember to get enough sleep.
A talk by Richard Stallman is good for this.

With all its limited download speeds, inflated specs and broken promises,
it is still a reasonable experience mainly.

Be cheerful. Strive to be happy

Oh, and we just set fire to your desktop.

ID Cards Can Be Good(TM)

2005-11-22T11:48:00.000Z

No this is not some type of spin from Tony B Liar, we are having so many different problems trying to open a bank account for the company because we don't have proof of who we are. I am pretty sure that I am me, unless I am having one of my days when I pop into other peoples minds and vice versa.

Now if we had this biometric card that we could use to prove who we were and where we lived it would make such simple sounding things like opening bank account's. Unfortunatly this card is going to fail unless it is given somemore real world applications. My wish-list of things that the card should be able to hold are:

Security Status - Any applicable Security Clearence/CRB Status
Inland Revenue - Tax Code/Registration of Self Employment etc
Medical History - Any allergies, conditions etc

If they could hold this data then I would be quite happy to sign up for one, as an IT Contractor it would make my life a hell of a lot easier if I am doing a job that requires Security Clearence/CRB checks.

In other news I see that the French are still just well "so fucking French", some stupid cow decided that she wanted to step outside and have a smoke, whats wrong with that I hear some of you ask, well at the time of wanting to go out for a smoke she was in a plane flying a stupid height. You can read El Reg's story here :)

Right I suppose I better go and do some more work, or at least pretend I am working while I get some stuff ready for the market research day we are having at CoffeEvo in town on Friday.

Migraines

2005-11-17T09:41:00.000Z

Had my first migraine is almost 8 years yesterday, I had forgotten just how horrible they can be. Got some nice big pink tablets from the pharmacy and they have started to make me feel better, migraines are the last thing that I need to be dealing with at the moment.

Hopefully it is just going to be an isolated incident and I can forget about them again for at least the next 8 years. Sue came up to see me last night clutching a couple of bottles of Vodka (one Raspberry and one Strawberry) I am not sure if were medicinal or as an apology for describing me as a cross between little red riding hoods evil twin and the grim reaper (mincing versions).

Nyargle

2005-11-15T12:29:00.000Z

I am finally feeling human again after the weekend, I was acuatlly glad to come to work for the rest.

The small pale one aka Toby was 16 on Sunday, so as you might have guessed this was a good oppurtunity to get the usual collection of stoners/alcoholics and perverts together for a piss-up.

I was shocked that we never had that many emptys at the end of it, 12 cans of carling, 2 bottles of WKD, this was probably cause most of the people were gathered in the kitchen takening turns to have the joints that were getting passed around by various people. I have got it on good authority that I was "fucked" by 2130 when Sue came to pick Nikki, Johnny and Matt up.

Tobes, Squat and me ended up having to chase some stupid fucktard of a squaddy to make sure that he did not damage David (Carries cute brother) in his drunken stupore, I was well pissed off with him cause I now have a blister on the bottom of my left foot.

The best bit of the evening happened on the way home, we were walking past the pub at the top of the road and we past three chavs, who looked about 14ish.

Chav: You got a cig?
Poof: No
Chav: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
All: *giggles* Aww bless he growled at us
Chav: Who do you think you are the prince of darkness
Poof: No I am queen thank you very much
Chav: What you think your gonna do?
Squat: Well I am gonna go home, drink some beer, eat pizza, have a spliff and go to bed. What you going to do?
Chav: Smash you in a face with this stone
Squat: *turns round and laughs*
Other Chavs: *start to walk up the hill*
Poof: *turns round and starts to sprint up street*
Chav: *drops stone, brings hands up, screams and runs*
All: LOL lots

Drunk..

2005-11-11T20:52:00.000Z

Yeah, yeah I know this is not unusual, I have been in CoffeEvolution drinking the most fantastic Cab Sauv from Chilie, I have had two CoffeEvo glasses (if you don't know, Evo don't do normal measures they just bung it in a glass and hand it to you) and I am a bit squiffy now to quote Mr Scowen.

I have came to the conclusion that I am spending far too much time in the place since I ended up helping them stock up the fridges and move stock around tonight :S

Talking of Mister Scowen, he impressed me with his preadetory instincts last night, the cold hearted bitch (and I mean this in the impressed way) watched a cute boy have a fight with his boyfriend and stomp off. So Richard did what he does best and followed said cute boy, seduced him, took him back to his hotel room and fucked him senseless for 12 hours. I am very impressed with is lack of morals and emotion. 98% to you Mister Scowen. Just got to see if me and my partner in crime can beat that. Not sure how we can, answers on the back of an electron to the usual address.

Felling Better

2005-11-03T23:24:00.000Z

I have got ice cream, vanilla vodka and finding nemo.

Off to bed now :)

Funny Thing.. Emotions

2005-11-03T14:10:00.000Z

I've had a couple of nights worth of sleepless nights, its now at the stage where I am almost totally emotionally exhusted.

Anyone who know me will be able to confirm that I am one of the strongest people they know, mentally, emotionally and handy in a fight. I can insult people I really don't know till they are on the verge of tears then not give it a second thought.

But recently I have been extremly aware of my emotions and once upon a time when I would just went on with my life I am stopping to think and wanting more. The thing is espcially at the moment I don't have the time for anything more.

Right before I fall into a pit of self dispare and open the vodka I am off to import my music back into iTunes since I managed to delete it all yesterday :(

Hurricane goes Beta

2005-10-30T18:45:00.000Z

After a quick Alpha testing period it looks like the latest Hurricane is away to go into Beta testing :o

You can read about it all here!

Insomnia

2005-10-30T04:26:00.000Z

Well it is currently 0430 (GMT) and I am wide awake, well my body is and my mind is somewhere in between, so I am doing what I do best when this situation happens sitting downstairs drinking Lady Gray tea and listening to something mellow and relaxing (The Beautiful South in this case).

Went into town yesterday looking like a purple people eater, bought myself a nice purple scarf as well, thought I had got a bargin when I managed to get it for £3.50, but while wandering a around I saw the same ones for £2.00 I was not a happy poof.

Spent most of the afternoon in CoffeEvo, not that this is much different from what I usually do on a Saturday afternoon, what made this different was the fact that I was with a couple of people who I have not acutally ever went for coffee with before, one of them I have met in CoffeEvo before while I have been in there and another I was meeting for the first time.

Niomi had set me up with Jack who is a rather nice 17 yo boy from Halifax (the only downside is the fact that he lives in Chavisfax) I was rather taken with the interesting ear peircing that he has got (a saftey pin, well you will never know when one will be useful) I ended up being really evil to him and introducing him to Sue and Pete via MSN.

Right I am off to go and try and get some sleep now.

hmm...

2005-10-29T09:55:00.000+01:00

.. going out with friends for coffee this morning and when I woke up my hair was feeling about as dry as my mouth was. So I am currently sat with a heap of conditioning treatment on it with a towel wrapped roung (colour cordinated to my dressing gown I hasten to add, just what kind of Poof do you think I am, answer that and your getting dungaree's for christmas Susan)

So with nothing better to do I trawl El Reg and catch up on the last few days worth of stuff and I find this.. WTF not the usual type of bluetooth machine that I am used to dealing with by hey each to their own. *wonders how much they cost*

If anyone has read Susan's blog and not figured out it was acutally me she was having the conversations with then, what is wrong with you, you should have realised it was ickle old me :)

Hmm, see the government is trying to be more direct and public facing, the fucktards want to be able to text us directly, *tries to think how many unregistered SIM cards he has*, I don't fecking think so, I don't want unsolicited SMS's on my phone, knowing the money grabbing bastards they would charge you for every SMS recevied on your phone.

Right I am off to go have a shower and make myself look beautiful, got an excuse to try my new purple top on that I theived from Sue last week :)

Ah Fuck It

2005-10-24T14:43:00.000+01:00

This blog has just made my day, I knew I would find something decent to read eventually it only took me about a hundred clicks on the next blog button :)

http://allconsumingblackness.blogspot.com/

WTFBBQ

2005-10-21T01:06:00.000+01:00

I noticed that Exchange 2003 Service Pack 2 was realised this morning by Microsoft so I downloaded it and decided that I would install it tomorrow morning, but when I came home I realised that i had some other stuff to install as well so I will get it installed now and reboot tomorrow morning during the reboot window. Not a problem I think until I look at the requirements over 200 sodding megs it wants. Jesus Christ this is the second huge update I have had to do for Ex2003, I reckon its now taken up a gig before I put the mailboxes into the sums.

Fecking Accountants..

2005-10-19T10:27:00.000+01:00

... I am trying to be sneaking and tell Sage to install its data file for the company onto "Og" so that we could all access the details for the company without needing to use the one machine all the time, ok I know we have enought spare machines to allow us to do that but that is not the point :)

I have been using Sage for about oh I don't know 30min now and I now I want to find the bastard accountant who designed the program and intoduce him to my Doc's with extreem force.

I really don't know what is wrong with me I am *extremly* hormonal at the moment, most of the time I want to maim something at the least, and murder is seeming like a very fun thing to do at the moment. I don't know where all this hormonal turmoil has came from, well that is not true I have a pretty good idea.

When I was coming back from Scotland on Sunday, I was sat almost dozing on the train into Embra and as I was looking up out the window I saw the most beautiful house, when I looked at it again it was ruins. I think my mind must have been pretty much an open book at the time. Then when I was on the train from Embra to York I was sat next to a pretty boy and I think that somehow I let him get into my mind and he left part of himself in there. I wonder if I could pull it out and take it to the Police Station and tell them that a cute boy left it in there on Sunday.

To The Cute Boy Going To London Kings-X...

2005-10-16T23:10:00.000+01:00

... can you please vacate my mind. I am having trouble sleeping.

Add me to MSN its much easier.

Thank you :)

I have a company :)

2005-10-16T10:23:00.000+01:00

w00t! Have just had a textical from Susan, we have got the incorporation documentation back from Companies House, it only took us two attempts to get it back from them :)

I am not having a good hair day today, have got worse hair than I did this morning when I woke up, on the way to the train station I stopped off at Toni and Guy and spent 26 sodding quid on Shampoo and conditioner to try and moisturise it. I might try and moisturise it tonight with some alcomahol with my folks.

I got one pair of my new glasses this morning, I had my old pair for almost 4 years so these ones are taking some getting used to, my prescription has not changed that much, but the curvature of the glasses have so my depth perception is a little bit fecked at the moment. I think I have just about got the hang of it now but it will be a couple of days before I am used to them. I am looking forward to getting my rim-less ones; if I can get my hair to behave itself then it should all come together nicely :)

Bedhair..

2005-10-14T09:14:00.000+01:00

.. this children is how you do bed hair.

Mind you it is only possible thanks to Sue :)

Right off to pack now, byebyes.

Insomnia

2005-10-13T01:00:00.000+01:00

Well folks I must have a fecking bad case of insomnia tonight I am sat here with a glass of Vodka and the manuals for Sage Instant Accounts and I am still wide awake.

It's not fair :(

Crazy...

2005-10-12T23:47:00.000+01:00

... as you know I am currently working doing a Exchange Server migration in Wakefield, and the hours of this are 16:00 - 00:00 Monday - Thursday, so if you take out the 45min breaks we get its what 29 hours that I get paid for. So far this week I have actually only worked 11 hours but I am gonna get paid for all my hours, how good is this job :D

I got a phone call today as I was just passing my place of work on the train and told that they did not need us in today cause they had not prepared anywork so we have been given a two day paid holiday. When I heard this news I did what any other poof would do I went and did some retail thearpy, but not being your average run of the mill poof I went and bought some software for the company. So far today I think I have managed to spend *thinks* £500 on various stuff.

I am off home on Friday afternoon to see my folks, I am looking forward to it, I just hope I come home alone this time and without some other illness (last time I went home I came back with Asthma)

Then on Monday I start back at the City Council helldesk, that should be fun my first call of business will be to lock out that twat who called me a wanker's NDS account :D Hell hath no fury like a helldesk person scorned

The above t-shirt is currently winging its way to me from the USA, along with some various other G33k stuff I ordered tonight. It was all Sue's fault :)

Right I am off to chill out and listen to Janice Long on Radio 2 for a bit :)

Give me drugs..

2005-10-09T23:08:00.000+01:00

.. and no one is going to get hurt, preferable anti-athritus ones. My left thumb has been giving me gyp (Scottish word, means annoying) all day. If I did not know better I would say it was broken.

I have got no drugs left so it looks like I am gonna have to take a trip down to the doc's and get some new ones from them. Thing is do I mention the fact that I have been waking up in the middle of the night with chest pains or do I just take the drugs and run before they sign me off work for several weeks while they do tests?

So I will try to get my arse down to the doctors before Friday morning cause I am going home next weekend to Perth, gonna get pissed with my folks so I don't want to be unable to hold my drinks like I can at the moment.

Mind you I went to move my desk this afternoon so that NTL could get to the windowsill when they come on Tuesday to install the new phoneline and cable modem, but instead of just moving my desk out of the way I ended up moving two thirds of the room around, half the stuff that I moved is still not connected. I really should sort it all out tomorrow but I know I am gonna end up doing it on Tuesday while the guy is installing the kit in the office around me oh well. I wonder what its like to be organised.

Sorry Sue..

2005-10-08T22:31:00.000+01:00

.. the winner so far is the tart with a heart from Twickenham. His quiz answers are below:

1. You woke up next to me

Well, 2 things might go through my mind; the first being damn, how did I end up with Stan and not or two, how much Vanilla Vodka and Bombay did we get through last night?

2. I sent you hate mail

Is there any other sort?

3. I stalked you and became obsessed by you

Hahahaha! I'd query just how many 'special' cookies you'd been eating!

4. I bit your neck (with anger lol)

I'm still waiting for the revenge attack after sending you to meet your mother when she was moving snakes around with bite marks on your neck....

5. I Asked you out

Remind you that whilst I may not look my age, I'm not 15 ;p

6. I Kissed you

Kiss you back - can we do this in the middle of Huddersfield again and see if we can straight-bait again? Please, pretty please...

7. I Sent a dozen black roses to your doorstep

Try to work out what I'd done to make you so happy

8. I Sprayed the words - ' I hate (your name)!' all over your house

It'd make a change from the house being redesigned with broken glass and fishtank water

9. I Sat on you

As usual, give you a hug and find out what genetic mutations of STIs you've been working on this year...

Instead Of Working..

2005-10-04T14:10:00.000+01:00

... I am sat in CoffeEvo drinking coffee and working on some stuff for the company.

I've been sat in here since 12:00 this afternoon, came in for coffee with someone that I met online, unfortunatly he was not one of these evil nasty axe weilding weirdo's that people say live online. Why I can't find one of them I don't know I think they would be nice to play with oh well.

So instead of go home for like 30min or take an earlier train into Wakey I thought that I would give Elves a chance of scenary and bring her with me to work tonight. I booted her up in town and found a nice un-secure wireless network which has let me VPN into Og and get even more work done than I would have before.

Have just watched the staff in here embaress a poor customer, mind you I would have done the same so its all good :) But for once I am the only one in here using a laptop at the moment, which is kinda strange there are normally more people in here with lappys, must be the time of day or something.

I hear on the grapevine that my partner in crime (sorry business) made a small defenceless child cry today, no don't feel sorry for the plant life he did threaten to hurt them, so she just screamed at him and told him not to even think about it, he proceeded to burst into tears. When I got told this I laughed a lot. Its good for the gene pool to keep them in their place.

Right my train should be here soon so I better bugger off to the train station.

Byes

Sorry Kiddies Christmas is Cancled

2005-10-02T10:04:00.000+01:00

Rudloph has bite the dust thanks to the Dutch Air force, (un)fortunatly they did not mow him down mid-flight in a barage of machine gun file and missiles, they just flew over him and gave the old codger a fatal heart attack.

Neither a good or a bad day..

2005-10-02T00:00:00.000+01:00

.. it has just been productive, we have managed to get quite a bit done today including

Company Logo
Business card layout
Company Website
Business plan layout
miss absent friends

Yes this has been a day of happiness mixed with a lot of sadness for quite a few people that I know, there are a lot of people today who will never receive a e-mail or a instant message from someone again. As someone in that postion I mean it when I say, remember the fun times, the times when we smiled together.

Sadness

2005-09-30T11:55:00.000+01:00

I have just found out that someone I knew, unfortunately I don't have the honour to call them a friend died yesterday evening. Now this was not unexpected as he was diagnosed with cancer a couple of months back and the doctors only gave him a few months to live.

I now feel really guilty because I only met Tony twice possibly three times, and every time I met him I promised him that I would keep in touch. Don't get me wrong we did, send the occasional message through OUTintheUK but looking back it does not seem that much now.

The next party that I go to in Twickenham is gonna be really strange since he is not gonna be there, bollocks now I am on the verge of tears. I don't want to be like this, and I know for a fact he would not have wanted me to be like this.

My only consolation is going be that I will see/speak to him again just not in this life. But for now all I can say is Tony rest in peace and raise my glass to you.

Yes It Was Me..

2005-09-29T10:15:00.000+01:00

... that decided to go to Castle Hill at 02:00 yesterday morning with my partner in crime. The converstaion went something like this:

PoofInBoots: You wanna go to Castle Hill, and see if we can kill a demon or two.
Susan: hmmm, I've got to pick her up at 05:00
PoofInBoots: Come on we've got a couple of hours spare and their is two of us.
Susan: *huge smile* oh ok then

It was a very eerie place to look down on pretty much most of huddersfield and the surrounding towns looking at all that is here and still managing to realise at the end of the day each of us in the grand scheme of things are nothing special at all.

Work is going well, there are 4 of us doing the acutal migration, well if the truth be told there are acutally two of us doing the migration cause two of the guys there are absoloute shite and tend to skive off as much as possible, me I just drink loads of coffee and get the job done.

New Job(s)

2005-09-27T09:53:00.000+01:00

Well all the paperwork for the company was signed and witnessed on Sunday morning, we managed to drag the small freaky child out of his bed to come down to sign it, mind you he was on his way to do some battle reenactment stuff so we would have had to be vertical, I am still pretty certain that he was not fully awake.

We managed to get our shaggy dog friend (don't worry he is not really a shaggy dog, he just gives a really good show of being one) Squat to witness all the documentation, which reminds me I am due him either a flea collar or a bottle of beer, leave comments the the most suggestions get given to him.

Sue cooked a wonderful Sunday roast for us, I was cunning tho and deliberatly left space for her homemade Cherry Pie, now I shall let you in to a little secret I *hate* cherry's, but for some strange reason I love Cherry Pie.

Went to my new job in Wakey yesterday, it was like watching paint dry. Still slightly better than on the helldesk tho so I will stick at it me thinks. Got woken up at 9am by a feckign agency offering me another job (thats me just about in double figures since I got this contract last Monday evening) IT Contracts seem to be like buses you get feck all for ages then loads come along at once.

Right off into town to have a mooch around.

Hell Desk - Day 0

2005-09-23T10:28:00.000+01:00

Well I have finally made it to my last day with pretty much most of my sanity in tact, have just ordered bacon butties for everyone since everyone is pretty scared to eat the cookies that I brought in with me this morning. For some strange reason they do not trust me and think that the cookies are not work safe, they were even more suspicious when I told them that Susan helped me to make them :o

I have already had one biatch moaning at me about just how lacking in sympathy that the Helpdesk staff are, at one point I did want to point out that a) if she was looking for sympathy she can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphallis and b) I really don't give a flying shit with this being my last day.

Reading El Reg this morning, I have taken a mental note to avoid London if i am carrying any IT equipment or acting like a g33k since the Met Police can't tell the difference between someone cun7 hellbent on blowing himself up or a g33k checking his iPAQ for new SMS's.

They have managed to feck another system over night and the poor lusers are unable to logon to one of the systems, the result of this?? We have had over 110 phone calls this morning so far and I don't want to deal with the fecktards.

Also in ElReg I notice that BT have finally got around to naming their new division that is going to deal with the infrastructure of the network, it is gonna be called Openreach, cue loads different names from El Reg, my personal favorite was Openretch. I really should see what OFCOM has to say about the department. As regular readers of this blog will know I dispise OFCOM with a passion, they are about as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

Yay! All Night Orgy

2005-09-21T11:09:00.000+01:00

Unfortunatly it is not me that has been getting shagged all night, the servers at work are totally fucked. I really don't know what the fuck is going on with these systems. I think that a trained monkey could do a better job, acutally come to think of it Linux could do a better job.

We have been unable to do anything this morning, so far I have sworn at users, and read the Guardian. Have not even had to lock any of them out cause the system has been doing that for me.

Quiz Answers From The Small Freaky Child (Mk1)

2005-09-20T12:41:00.000+01:00

1. Do you know my full name? stanly ross welsh fergu..s..o..n.....*snores*....
2. How long have you known me? about a year
3. Is that too long? yes!!! :P
4. When is my birthday? 8th december
5. Will you be getting me a present? NO cos i hate you :P lol
6. Do I smoke? only medicinal *shifty look*
7. Do I drink (alchohol you div)? of course not this is Stan we're talking about....STAN!!!!
8. Do I take drugs (other than the above)? as i said...medicinal....all of it...even the pills....
9. Do you know my eye colour? ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW...sorry...this is good LSD...
10. Do you even know my hair colour? red + blonde
11. Do I have any brothers or sisters? yes...lots...
12. Are they better than me? i don't know them really
13. What's my favourite type of music? the kind that is your favourite :D
14. Have you ever been jealous of me, if so why? nope
15. What's my best feature? the poofishness
16. ...and my worst? The poofishness
17. What do you like about my personality? (and no, you can't say
everything)...well i think i would have to say.....The poofishness
18. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? (not that you
need to, I'm perfect) The poofishness
19. Do you trust me? NO!! because you have too much poofishness in you
20. If we both really wanted a ham sandwich but there was only one left,
would you let me have it? don't be stupid...that queer would eat the meat before i could even lay eye on it. :D

Woo!

2005-09-19T12:29:00.000+01:00

I have a phone interview for a new job starting on Monday, going to be doing a Exchange Migration, I like the hours a lot 16:00 - 00:00. It will let me do a lot of work on the company during the day :)

Hangovers and Monday's always get me down

2005-09-19T08:45:00.000+01:00

Well all too soon it is Monday morning again, this one is only slightly different from a normal monday is the fact that I have the hangover from Meltham (well its my own fault for mixing Red Wine and cheap blue screen wash)

I have just had to lean over to sign-in and when I stood back up again, I thought I was gonna fall down cause I was that dizzy, think that the Lucozade that I had on the train has re-animated the alcohol in my Vodka-stream.

*touch wood* They don't seem to have screwed up any servers/roll-out's this weekend, but that may be because there was no roll-out for them to feck up.

Update: 0947 Hangover has almost gone now just got to go out and eat soem nurofen and I will be fine.

Who Was I Talking To...

2005-09-16T08:20:00.000+01:00

See if you can guess who I was talking to by the opening part of this conversation:

PoofInBoots: *bright cheery tone* 'ello
Caller: Good Afternoon, Gene Pool. Chlorine Department
PoofInBoots: *laughs .... LOTS*

Kitty Has Landed

2005-09-15T12:52:00.000+01:00

... unfortuantly it has not been called Minge :(

We decided to name the bundle of fluff Linux. Pictures to follow.

Kitty Time

2005-09-14T15:19:00.000+01:00

Well the first kitty fell through, but we are going to pick one up tonight, me being Tobes, Sue and Lizzie. The poor bastard (the kitten, not Toby) is gonna be traumatised by the time that it even get's to Meltham.

The compitition to name the kitten is getting a bit more insistant to say the least the top three are:

1) Minge
2) Pimpwizard
3) Stoner

This kitten is gonna be traumatised isn't she??

Not A Happy Poof..

2005-09-13T09:12:00.000+01:00

... the trains were fecked this morning, ended up taking the slow train into Leeds cause I did not fancy 300 people trying to wedge themselves on a 2 coach train. So I made it into work about 30min late, then about the second person that I spoke to on the phone had the audacity to call me a wanker when I put him on mute to check something.

So take a guess what I did, answers on the back of an electron to the usual address :)

It must be monday..

2005-09-12T09:14:00.000+01:00

.. the helldesk is going apeshit, this is all I need after a weekend trying to deal with my stuff at Meltham and watching it go tits-up I really don't want to be doing the same here.

So I am doign what I do best, ignorning the (l)users while they are on the phone and reading the news sites. I noticed that the Guardian have got a new format newspaper out this morning, I might go pick one of them up cause I /do/ like the Guardian, it was just a pain in the buttocks to read while it was in the braodsheet format, hence the reason I moved to reading the times on my way to work.

Hmmm well I now have a copy of the new format Guardian, not sure if I like it, its not quite broadsheet and not quite tabloid either, believe it is called a "Berliner"

Seem's to be a busy morning for Skype, first of all we find out that China has blocked Skype to landline calls, then it looks eBay has bought the VoIP provider for a nice little pay packet. If you want the El Reg story you can click here, if you want the Beeb story click here :)

Word of advice to any chav scum who read this blog, if you try to break into my house this will be tame compared to what I will do to you, then I will pass you over to Sue and the SFC.

Right since I have been trying to write this blog for 3 hours I am gonna stop now.

Fuck

2005-09-10T22:38:00.000+01:00

I was gonna be transferring the evaluation copy of Exchange 2003 on Og to a full version this evening, but it has fucked up and I am having to do a full re-install of the machine. I am not exactly what you would call a happy poof at the moment with the prospect of being up till at least 02:00 tomorrow morning getting the machine all patched and Exchange installed again.

Oh well thankfully I have plenty munchies and coffee in the house so I should be fine.

Laptops & Cat Carriers ;)

2005-09-09T09:54:00.000+01:00

I had some stuff to do last night with Sue, so she picked me up at the train station, personally I think she did it to protect the shallow end of the gene pool from the manic scottish poof. But hey it saved me getting the bus.

Know I knew that she was bringing Steve with her so that I could tweak him for her working over the VPN link (almost a week and the network is still up, not bad since its a bit of a bodge job till I get a bit of spare time, mind you the Ocelot's record is 100days). We are picking up a kitten (to be named S(mall)F(urry)C(at) mark IV??), so I was fully expecting to see Steve in the cat carrier when she picked me up, but she let me down, and he was sat on the back see, oh well at least he has been upgraded from the boot.

Came home to find a letter from HMRC, I think they should be renamed Her Majasty's Royal C*nt, cause they are dry and boring. Oh well at least I know I am gonna have something that is capable of putting me to sleep if I ever get insomnia.

Just incase you were wondering the list of cats names that we have managed to think of so far:

SFC
LFC
Pimpwizard
Minge
Agrajag
Marijuana
Bombay
Saphire
Stolly

Im turning Hetro...

2005-09-08T11:21:00.000+01:00

... no I have not started sleeping with the female of species. But I have taken an unusal interest in sport, I know what the scores for the football are for last night. Hmmm I Scotland must of been sober for a change, and England pissed, which is no great surprise cause I would have to be very pissed to go within a football pitch of Wayne Rooney. To top it off I currently have the BBC News Score Ticker open in a Firefox tab at the moment for the Cricket. (Current score Eng 70-0 14 ovs v Aus)

I see that all the *really* bad jokes have made a comeback from the Tunami for the New Orleans Hurraicane the one I heard was:

Paul - v7.5 says:

President Bush has asked for all pop groups to stage a benefit concert for the victims in New Orleans

....'Katrina and the Waves' have been told to fuck off

'Nuff said.

In other news I am currently on comfort food, had a bad day yesterday which was topped off with the fact that Matty and I have not been on the best of terms at the moment.

Its complete and utter bullshit...

2005-09-07T00:34:00.000+01:00

... your next laptop battery may well be just that, some Americans (now there is a surprise, well I suppose they had to find something to do with all the stuff that comes out of Dubya's mouth) have designed a fuel cell from cow dung. Surprisingly enough I found the story on El Reg, I am gonna have a look on New Scientist to see if I can find a how shall we say, more scientific report ;)

We are now at that period of nothing major happening with the company incorporation, there are heaps of little things which are taking their time to do, have got to work out back-up routines for the machines etc. You know stupid little things that people don't think about all that much.

Had a quiet day yesterday sorting some minor things out, it seems as if my Stat Dec form is acutally illegal cause it does not have a stamp on it. Bollocks, that means I need to go get a new one before I can apply for my driving licence and bank accounts, the phrase "Arse Monkeys" comes to mind.

Nice to see the random searchs that people are performing (mainly on Yahoo! I notice) are still as weird as usual:

06/09/2005 21:07:11	40's Hairstyles (Yahoo)
06/09/2005 16:35:50	register boots (Yahoo)
05/09/2005 20:34:22	ipod warnings (Yahoo)
04/09/2005 21:06:45	fuck me boots (Yahoo)
04/09/2005 01:14:01	laptop chassis dealers (Yahoo)
03/09/2005 17:30:04	hairstyles poof (Yahoo)
29/08/2005 20:14:08	"thecasualfriday" (Yahoo)
27/08/2005 12:02:56	poof hair (Yahoo)
27/08/2005 03:50:11	blujacking program (Yahoo)
26/08/2005 19:11:37	london news on terrorists (Yahoo)
26/08/2005 17:02:28	god's rottweiler (Yahoo)
25/08/2005 21:07:42	liza minnili (Yahoo)
25/08/2005 15:33:32	fuck me boots (Yahoo)

Talking of Yahoo! I see they are being accused of collaborating with the Chinese government and handing over details that allowed them to convict a "cyber-criminal". You can read the details from the Beeb News Site, or from El Reg.

Slow Day On The Helldesk

2005-09-05T16:00:00.000+01:00

Its been a pretty slow day (for a Monday at least) on the Helldesk so I had had plenty time to do my own thing, mind you even if it had not been a slow day I would have done me own thing anyways.

So far today I have manged to speak to a person at the HMRC (HM Revenue & Customs) to get information about tax stuff for the new company, so I am expecting to have to go over to Holmfirth to pick up a small box that weighs the same as Tobes, it will probably have more colour in it than Tobes. Come to think of it a snow storm has got more colour to it than the SFC.

Have asked for a quote for some new hardware software from some people in Newcastle, im placing bets on the quote costing more than my Vodka consumtion for a year, but less than Sue's.

All in all, less than a week after deciding to start a new company we are finially getting over most of the major hurdles, just the stupid things like Company Registration, Bank Accounts etc need to be created.

Right I am gonna bugger off now and pretend I am working.

Busy Weekend..

2005-09-04T14:20:00.000+01:00

Well it is now sometime on Sunday afternoon and I have actually managed to sit down and rest for the first time this weekend.

I am quite surprised that all the junk that you can fit into a small bedroom, especially one that is being used a a small office housing 3 laptops and a desktop machine. I am quite proud to mention the fact that I found several condoms in the office, its nice to see my computers are practising safe sex between themselves. When I mentioned this to Sue I got the reply "awwww, but that means there will be no little computers", I sometimes wonder about her, but not for long cause I like her the way she is.

I unfortunatly drew the short straw to climb the ladder up the side of the house to staple CAT5 cable to move the DSL and phone line from one side of the house to the other (it was quicker to do it round the outside of the house than try to get it routed inside the house of ot site)

So now the office is moved and all three machines for us to use have been rebuilt and are happily connected to Ocelot (geek bit: the main DC with DHCP, DNS, WINS and File Server) and Og (geek bit: secondary DC, VPN, Print and Exchange Server) I am the lucky one who's desk faces out the window, I get an absoloutly amazing view, well I would do if there were not tree in the way. (Susan can I borrow SFC and the hedge trimmers, cheers).

Right gotta dash gotta go do some patching, eat some food and get into town.

Homeward Bound

2005-08-31T14:51:00.000+01:00

Homeward Bound

Well all of a sudden it was 0600 this morning and it was time to drag myself out of bed and get Tobes and Matt out of bed and have a walk to Twickenham Train Station to get ourselves into Waterloo and onto the Tube.

I have spent the past couple of days trying to work my way through a huge problem that has popped up in my professional life. I think I have managed to decide exactly where I go from here, but like most things in life you can not tell.

Retail Thearpy

2005-08-30T17:45:00.000+01:00

Been to Cyberdog and bought myself a pretty bag with a network card attached to it, I was gonna go for the one with a modem on it but I decided not to.

Im worth it..

2005-08-29T17:38:00.000+01:00

... a two hour train journey ;)

My sex drought is not officially over, and I have manged to keep a promise to someone about making sure that we acutally are in the same city again to have sex, strangley it was in the same bed that we made that promise that we finally got round to have sex, it only took us almost 9 months to do it.

London is good, I think. Myself and small freaky child have not ventured further than Twickenham since we arrived on Friday night, I have been able to drag him out of the house into sunlight a couple of times for food and some kind of excercise (you have to keep the small freaky children excercised)

Think we are gonna go do Camden Market tomorrow, just so that I ahve got something to show for coming down to London for 5 days.

Just had a chain letter sent to me telling me that MicroShaft are gonna start charging people £5/month to use Messenger unless they get 500,000 "signatures" on an e-mail petition. FFS the bastards who think these up are worse than scum. You can't block these e-mails very easily and they can clog up e-mail systems very rapidly.

Right rant over I am gonna go find food.

Lodnod Calling

2005-08-27T10:10:00.000+01:00

Once again Elves and I are on our way to London, this time we have the small freaky child with us. We actually got asked for out tickets today on the train between Huddersfield and Leeds, the stupid/strange/weird part was it took 3 people for Tobes to buy a ticket. One to ask for the ticket, one to print the ticket out and one to give us the change for the ticket, honestly I kid you not it took three of them to give us the ticket.

At the moment we are two hours out of London and some twat/cunt/retard has got a phone with what sounds like a remix of Crazy Frog on it, it has rung twice so far and we have only been on the train for twenty minutes (we are just south of Wakey) both times it has rung it has only been for like half a ring, I thing the poor guy is embarrassed to have it on his phone. I just want to go up to him and say something like “Sunshine, why the hell do you have that ringtone on your phone a) you look like a reasonably mature guy and b) you’re obviously embarrassed by it.” Me thinks I might do that when Kings Cross is the next station, ah “I have done this before” I hear you say, all I am going to say on the matter is, “I choose not to comment on the grounds that it may incriminate me, either now or at a later date your honour”

Fucking Hell

2005-08-23T16:08:00.000+01:00

Just had a luser on the phone and our converstation went something like this:

Me: Good afternoon Service Desk Stan speaking.
luser: Can I speak to Paul please
me: Paul who? and do you have a reference number
luser: Yes I have a reference number
*5 - 10sec silence*
luser: Would you like the reference number?
Me: yes please (cunt)

Not A Happy Poof..

2005-08-23T09:56:00.000+01:00

.. well I have been offered a contract extension at the cooncil, now this was a little bit of a shock for me since I had been told less that 72 hours earlier that they would not be extending my contract because the contractors budget has been spent.

A little bit concerned/worried about this I decided to speak to my direct line manager to clarify the position, it seems like all the temps have been given a blanket extension with a proposed date of 31st January 2006. With a one week notice period from the councils end, we can not give notice to them which really does suck. To top it all off when the money really does run out it's last in first out. Now considering there is a guy who sits in the corner and sleeps all day that really does suck.

I really should check the terms and conditions on my contract, I will check with the Austrialian to see if they can acutally do this.

In other news the BBQ at the weekend was a good laugh, I managed to get myself and some other's in the mood for some fresh air, and we got ourselves nicly mashed. Have got pictures coming when I can be arsed to publish them onto Og. Unfortunatly the BBQ was full of TMI, I now know a lot about my friends anal sex lifes that I did not want to before (these were my hetrosexual female friends)

Talking of sex I see more Hotel TV/PC networks have been hacked, you would think that these g33k's would realised you have more chance of getting sex if the acutally left their laptop/palm tops in the room and went down to the bar and spoke to a member of the appropriate sex.

Right I am off to go do some work

2005-08-23T09:02:00.000+01:00

You scored as Punk. Okay!

Punk

80%

Emo Kid

60%

Goth

60%

Hot

47%

Prep

33%

Geek/Nerd

33%

Loner

33%

Stoner

27%

"Ghetto"

20%

Jock

13%

What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Bugger...

2005-08-19T09:03:00.000+01:00

Mo Mowlam has died today.

This is such a shame, I had a lot of time for her she was one of the few ministers that would say exactly what she thought. I would have liked to go listen to her talk but unless I get the Ouji board out that is not gonna happen.

Hmmm

2005-08-17T14:57:00.000+01:00

For some strange reason I have just been reminded of my first crush. Why he came into my head I really don't know but all of a sudden he did.

It's 10 years almost to the day since the day that I have remembered, we were in the OIS rooms on a really hot August afternoon and it clicked with me that I acutally did like boys and not girls.

So Jamie I wonder what you are doing now? I know that I am probably never going to see him again, I have never spoken to anyone since I left school 8 years ago and to be honest I have no great desire to.

Well I never..

2005-08-16T20:58:00.000+01:00

A Quick Post..

2005-08-16T14:54:00.000+01:00

Saw this today in the No Shit Sherlock Section of BBC News Clarke believes bombings linked.

Gonna go maim something now, got bored and upset a chav at the train station today, it was very funny.

Im Going Home...

2005-08-12T11:53:00.000+01:00

Dr. Frank-N-Furter	On the day I went away
Chorus	Goodbye
Dr. Frank-N-Furter	Was all I had to say
Chorus	Now I
Dr. Frank-N-Furter	I want to come again and stay
Chorus	Oh my
Dr. Frank-N-Furter	Smile, and that will mean I may 'Cause I've seen blue skies Through the tears in my eyes And I realize I'm going home
Chorus	I'm going home

Sorry I have had far to much Irn Bru to drink this morning, just getting back in to practise for going home this weekend :) Should be home for about 23:30 this evening, I am looking forward to getting a decent nights sleep with no one to bother me.

Luckily I have the VPN link into my Meltham network so I can install and configure a forums board on Og, I am gonna have one that is centered around wicca, astral projection and meditation type stuff. For the short future it is going to be a closed membership board while I get the software ironed out. If you want to help populate the information on the board and Beta test it leave a comment with your contact details and I will get back to you.

Allergies

2005-08-11T16:28:00.000+01:00

You know what I think I am allergic to lusers, everytime I get one on the phone I start sneezing.

Depending on just how high they are up the fucktards food chain, it can either just be a couple of sneezes of if they are complete and utter c*nt like Dick (that was his name) I can sneeze for Scotland.

Check This Out..

2005-08-11T12:57:00.000+01:00

... http://thecasualfriday.blogspot.com/

I have not laughed as much in a long long time, word of advice, if your working don't read it if you have to speak to anyone you will be laughing your tits/moobs off

Do You Want A Free Coffee??

2005-08-11T10:42:00.000+01:00

If the answer is yes, get your arse over to eBay and bid on item 4398595886, yes I know that I am currently the high bidder.

Matty was up last night, I needed to update his laptop and add him to the domain, I am so glad that I don't have a transfer limit on my account for my DSL provider, other wise I would have to shell out a heap of extra badwidth, I would be very surprised if I have used less than about 5gig's so far this month. I am sure that I am gonna put an extra couple of gig's through the machine this weekend while I am at home in Scotland seeing my folks.

Hmmm I see that Ofcom are still being crap as usual when it comes to the long running saga of LLU ISP Bulldog, you can can read all about the story on El Reg, after reading that you will see just how little time I have got for Ofcom, they have got all the clout of a tortoise with a broken leg. If Bulldog were a typical business Trading Standards would have raided them, seized their assets and closed the 'tards down.

Talking of Ofcom, I see that they ware wanting de-regulated RFID tags as long as they are operating within a certain frequency band (865–868Mhz incase your wondering), wonder how much of this was government pressure to get them into the main stream and then into the ID cards that they want to roll out to the population in the not to distant future. You can read the El Reg story here, the Ofcom's proposal (PDF), and the The Information Commissioner’s statement (PDF again).

Now I wont go into my thoughts on ID card's cause I will be here for most of afternoon having a rant about how (I think) it should be done.

Fecking hell I see the "Pro-Gamer's" have made it into the news again, this one has a certain Game Over aspect, some stupid guy was trying to kill the dragon in StarCraft and after 50 hours he dropped dead.

A quick trawl of the previous weeks headline's on El Reg have pulled up a story about a couple of guys who are getting married in Canada, now I hear you thinking, WTF does that have to do with being news worthy? They are not the first guys to get married, well I suppose technically they are the first hetrosexual guys to get married in Canada. The devious, note I say devious not deviant bastards have figured out that they have got better tax breaks being married than they do being single, the only thing that I can't figure out is why the hell is it on El Reg??

Right I have been trying to write this blog since 10:42 and its now 12:27 so I am gonna quit while I am ahead.

Laugh....

2005-08-10T16:12:00.000+01:00

.... I fucking pissed myself

Found this on Fafblog, I have to admit that I did think of one small hairy hobbit type person straight away.

How To Tell How Gay Your Gay Son Is

Your children are gay, you have always known it! But how can you prove it for sure? Behold Giblets's Guide to Proving Your Son Is Gay! These are can't-fail tests that should have you diagnosing deviant offspring as early as age 5. There's no use bothering with your daughter; she's stuck as a girl as it is.

Casually ask your son at dinner, "So, ever have sex with a woman?" If he appears uncomfortable, he's gay. Non-gays like sex with women.

Place two photographs in front of your son lying face down. On the left place a photograph of Tom Welling, TV's gay Superman; on the right place the stern but genial visage of James Dobson. Flip them over simultaneously. Which does your son look at first? If he looks at Tom Welling, he is gay. If he looks at James Dobson, he is gay with an unnatural fixation for James Dobson.

Tell your son you are going outside to play ball and wrestle alligators. Then shove your son to the ground repeatedly and say, "Whassamatta, crybaby? Gonna cry? Gonna cry?" If he cries he is a great big pussy and therefore gay. If he "takes it like a man" he's still gay, but one of those butch tough-guy gays, like a "bear" or a "top."

Dunk your son into a deep pool of water. If he floats to the top, he is full of buoyant gaymotrons (identified by physicists as the gay particle) and therefore gay. If he sinks to the bottom and drowns, he is a poor swimmer and unathletic and therefore gay. If he begins to sink and then just sorta hangs there, the water is gay.

Starve a large wolf cub for two days and have it wrestle your son. If he loses to the wolf, he's gay - it was only a wolf cub! If he beats the wolf, he is a lesbian. If he is beaten mercilessly by the wolf while apologizing for its economic agenda, he is a Log Cabin Republican. If he is bitten by the wolf, he is now a werewolf. Shoot him with a silver bullet before the rising of the next full moon.

Yay!

2005-08-09T13:28:00.000+01:00

Discovery has landed in California

Scaring Cute Boys..

2005-08-08T11:01:00.000+01:00

.. yes Sue I know that I am supposed to seduce them but there were other circumstances in this inncident. The cute boy in question had some kind of empathic ability, I am pretty sure he was not to aware of being able to do. Now at this point I had two options, just politly block him or bitch slap his mind out of there. I bet you can't guess which option I went for since it was a Monday morning and I had a slight hangover.

Sue reckon's that I should have let him into my mind and that would have been funnier, I wish that I have thought of that at the time but oh well, will remeber it if I ever see the poor child again.

In other news, the network here is still that fucked it is lying on it's back smoking a joint. You know I never thought that I would see a network that went down quicker than a rent on quality MDMA. The network in Bradistan had a particulary nymphomanic server who liked spending time on it's back, but it is nothing to this shitty network here. I was reading El Reg a couple of weeks ago and I noticed that the cooncil have signed a huge deal with Novell to look after the network here. No wonder it is such a high value contract the feckers are never done dialling into the system.

Right rant over I am gonna go for a wander now to see if I can de-stress.

WTF Do People Search For On The Web...

2005-08-07T14:43:00.000+01:00

... and how the feck do they managed to find my blog, below are the searches that people have had a look at *just* before coming to my blog. Now I have had a look at some of these search strings to see if I can see my blog and I have to admit that I can't.

Not I am just a confused poof

Top 25 Keywords:

fuck me with my boots on (Yahoo)

gay boots (Yahoo)

pissing in boots (Yahoo)

small freaky child poofinboots (Google)

what makes people immoral (Yahoo)

wtf bbq (Yahoo)

arse to mouth (Yahoo)

boots for free (Yahoo)

cunt sex (Yahoo)

cute desk phones (Yahoo)

Fantasy clothes and tobes (Yahoo)

fuck me boots (Yahoo)

Thank Fook Its Friday

2005-08-05T16:01:00.000+01:00

The weekend is in sight I only have another 59min before I finish here for the week. The only downside is I have to catch a peak train, this is going to be fun.

Spent most of last night setting up a new server for the house, the biggest part of it was trying to get my hands to work, my athritis is getting worse again. I always thought that it was supposed to be bad in the winter and not in the summer when it was quite dry most of the time. Trust mine to be different :)

Og is now almost ready to go into live service at an IIS, Project and SQL server, just need to find things to use him for now. I am sure we can find a reasonable excuse to use him as a streaming pr0n server or something along those lines.

Hmmm...

2005-08-04T14:23:00.000+01:00

For some strange reason I am singing, "fucktards to the right of me, munters to the left of me, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

It's not been a bad morning here per say, its just been really really shitty having to deal with snotty nosed (l)user's who think that they are the most important people in the organisation, I have just been taking great pleasure in making sure that they don't get sorted quickly, or are accidentally locked out.

Been doing my usual chill out routine of reading El Reg while having to deal with the 'tards and I saw this story, looks like gonzo journalism is finally gonna come of age in the digital revolution.

Oh fuck I am not amused now the internet has just died for most of our user and I can't access web messenger, this is gonna be fun I have PMT and no web access. I really don't want to be a user at this point in time

Ar$ehole's - Or How Not To Cold Call

2005-08-02T20:15:00.000+01:00

Now this is not gonna be a long post since I am typing this one-handed (no Tobes I am not cracking one off) my athritis playing up and my hands are killing me, but I wanted to blog this while I remembered it.

Picture the scene its a nice summer evening, I am sat in my study doing a little bit of work that I want to get out of the way so that I can chill out in front of the TV in an hour or so and the doorbell goes. I thought about not answering it since no one who I know would just appear on my door, Pete, Sue and Tobes all have keys for the house and other peeps would either MSN or SMS me to say they were coming. But for some reason I decided that I was gonna answer the door:

*poof in boots opens door*
PiB: Hello?
FatBaldingGuy: *looks PiB up and down like something he has steped in and looks into the house* yes, is there anyone in the house who reads the newspaper on a regular basis, I am from Huddersfield Examnier (now all this is said while he is trying to look into the house and not while he is looking at me)
PiB: Sorry, I work in IT so I read the proper news all day online that way I don't waste trees, good night *slams front door closed*

It must be monday..

2005-08-01T10:12:00.000+01:00

.. I am sat at work desperatly wanting a coffee and the phone is ringing off the hook cause the system is donald ducked.

Naturally this being a "normal" helldesk we have a message on the system warning the (l)users that we are having problems with the system and that we are aware of problems logging into the system. So if you were having problems logging onto the system then tried to phone the helldesk to hear the message you would hang-up wouldn't you. No not these munters, I am not sure if they are from the shallow end of the gene pool or are just the dregs that are left over.

I really don't want to be here today.Opps just lost it with a luser:

luser: I am having problems logging on
me: Yes you probably heard a message on the phone about logon problems and that we are dealing with it.
luser: Yes I did
me: Your having problems logging on, what do you think is happening.

My athritis is playing up something cronic I am not sure if I have been playing with my shiney new pink thing that has done it, all I know it it fecking hurts at the moment.

When Im Cleaning Winodws...

2005-07-31T16:55:00.000+01:00

Well I have spent the entire weekend playing with my network, and trying to get it to see the new ADSL modem that I have attached to it. It is now Sunday afternoon and I have suceeded, it has only taken me 3 rebuilds of Ocelot (the server), 2 rebuilds of Elves (my laptop) and the addition of an extra router on the network that I did not think that I needed anymore.

I have just had a look at Susan's blog and saw the quiz that she had on her blog and thought that I would do it.

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Profit Warning

2005-07-29T10:44:00.000+01:00

"Beauty salons across Britain are reporting adrop in profits... now that the Metropolitan Policeare doing Brazilians for nothing.."

I know it's sick but I could not help myself. Im in a very good mood today, I have got a new hard, shiny pink thing to match my iPod, you can have a look at it here.

Off to Garforth tonight to go see some friends, then Matty is letting me play with his hair, stupid child :p I shall post pictures here once I get a chance.

Police Shooting's

2005-07-24T10:15:00.000+01:00

Its been a couple of days since Policemarks Men shot and killed that poor guy in South London, since then it has been clear that he acutally was in fact not a terrorist, but just some guy who was living in the same block of flats as someone who was under investigation.

I stand by why the Policemarks men did, and I would like to offer my thought and prayers with them at the moment. I really don't want to think what they are going to be going through in their minds, it is one thing to kill someone knowing that you have got it right and they are going to maim or hurt possibly hundreds of people, but to kill an innocent that is really going to hurt.

At the end of the day the evidence all pointed toward him trying to do something of this nature, and they had no other option but to take him down and stop him exploding any bomb's that he may have had on his person and the best way to do that is a head shot.

I hope that this is going to be the only innocent killed by our security services in this "war" that the terrorists have embarked on, but some how I don't think it is going to be.

Fair Dodging...

2005-07-22T11:30:00.000+01:00

... don't do it.

Cause if you do it and get caught in London your gonna get chased and shot by armed Police Officers.

Now I don't know about you but I think this is a pretty strong reaction for fair dodging.

Beam Me Up..

2005-07-21T11:20:00.000+01:00

I see in the news this morning that "Scotty" has finally beamed off this planet for the last time. I don't know if this is such a bad thing since the poor guy had Altzhimers.

Talking of outer space, yesterday was the annversary of the first moon landing's in 1969, I noticed that the staff at Google have got far too much time on their hands, they have created a lunar map (wonder if it is as US/UK centric as the earth ones?), now if you keep zooming in you will see that the moon is acutually made of cheese. I have noticed this morning that Google are also looking for new staff, just a pity that you may need to re-locate further than you expected!

Sue and Matty were up last night for a combination of magick and hair colouring, we were havign a laugh about the next wave of suicide bomber's, you just know that they are going to be clowns on pogo-sticks who have ingested a large amount of plastique. Boing! Boing! BOMB! now we were all in stiches pissing ourselfs laughing picturing these clowns on pogosticks bouncing down a high street. Yes we are sick twisted individuals, almost as sick and twisted at the person who created this web site.

I have seen the latest accessory for my iPod, I think this could be used to bring several new meanings the various phrases from "music-lover" to "coming for the music", and when the company is up and running I don't think I am going to bother with my own Leggy PA, Im sure Alex's girlf will let me use him, but he won't let me get him in a dress, so I am gonna use the next best thing.

Have just had a phone call from a user saying that she could not print because it keeps coming up with a save as.. dialouge box, I know that this is either a tick in the "print to file" box or she is printing to the "Microsoft Document Writer", so I asked both these questions and she said no, she was printing to a laserjet. Deciding that life was far to short to try and argue I decided to log on and have a look with my own two eyes. Yup you guessed it she was printing to the Document Writer, 30seconds later I was off the phone and calling her all the names under the sun then blogging this :)

Right I suppose I better go deal with some of these munters, all I can say is thank god for Web Messenger, I am pretty sure if I did not have web messenger I would have gone totally insane by now, ok, ok, more insane than I currently am. Happy now?

Weekend's (Where do they go)

2005-07-17T18:32:00.000+01:00

I can't believe that is is 18:33 while I am typing this, it does not seem like 50 hours ago that I left work on Friday to go into town to meet Matty for coffee, a coffee which ended up in Wetherspoons for dinner before I started work at 19:00.

We ended up chatting for ages about the craft, and how it affects our lives. He had a dream about a being trapped somewhere that sounds to me as if it was the same tower where myself and Sue bit the dust after pissing off some guy who knows black magick, that must have been Sue that pissed him off not me since I have a tolerant disposition.

I have handed my notice in a 'forks, I can't be bothered with having no weekend's anymore. I want to acutally have some time off and relax without worrying that I have to be at work for a certain time. I have been informed by a highly reliable source that I do have to go watch War of the Worlds while on certains chemicals because the special effects are amazing. Personally I am waiting for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to come out, just so I can go drool over Johnny Depp in a top hat.

Right I am going to go now and try to finish off Harry Potter now.

Bags on Buses and Trains...

2005-07-12T09:18:00.000+01:00

... don't leave them alone!

Please just think about it, there have been over 50 alerts on the tube alone since Friday morning and both Leeds Bus and Train station have had "security incidents" because some stupid git has left their bags unattended.

This has been a public security announcement by PoofInBoots

EDIT: I have just been reading a story on the BBC News site, I think this is a bloody good idea and I have just filled in a couple of these entries into my phone book.

A Letter To The Terrorists, From London :: The London News Review

2005-07-10T23:33:00.000+01:00

A Letter To The Terrorists, From London :: The London News Review

This link just says it all, follow it, read it then raise you glass to the person who wrote it.

'nuff said

Brum..

2005-07-10T01:37:00.000+01:00

I have came home from work this morning to find out that Brum has been evacuated after several suspicious packages were idenitifed from intelligence recieved.

I get the feeling that somehow London is not going to be the only target in this bombing spree. This along with some other actions that happened over the course of the day have made me decided that I need to do some protection charms sooner rather than later.

Lets just say I was not entirly prepared for the end results of it, I am feeling really exhusted now so I think it is just about time for bed.

Sweet dreams to you all.

London Bombing's

2005-07-07T22:09:00.000+01:00

I have watched the events in London unfold over the past ten hours, and too be honest I am still in shock, I have seen places on the BBC News and Sky News sites that myself and Tobes were walking through only 5 days ago.

I have spent most of the day wondering if Jamie was alright, we have been unable to contact him all day, thankfully he has text to say that he is alright and is going to be coming, sorry going home tomorrow.

I have always proclaimed myself to be Scottish and I have never waivered from that, but more importantly than that I am Human, just like the people who were murdered in cold blood this morning in London, and god-knows how many other places. It is amazing to see how people who were previously inclined to pass each other in the street helping their fellow citizens without asking anything in return. We need to learn to do this all the time then maybe, just maybe we can begin to learn to live together in peace.

I can almost feel everyone who died clawing at my senses trying to make sense of the limbo they have been placed in, after being torn out of life so quickly, I hope that they can find some peace where ever they end up.

I want my bed

2005-07-06T18:45:00.000+01:00

OMG, it is going to be one of those days I just know it is. I was 30min late for work this morning, it really is a bit shitty when the bus which only starts 300meters up the road is almost 5min late to begin with and only has 3 people on it when it gets to you so its not as if it was late because there was a lot of people wanting to get onto it. So not only did I miss the fast train, I also managed to miss the slow train this morning, so I was not a happy poof who had almost 30min to kill in Huddersfield train station.

Then I get into work to find that most of the systems are running like a rent boy on the MDMA come down from hell, or in this case Leeds 11. I don't know what the hell is wrong with the servers, well I do a) they are running Novell Netware instead of a decent server technology and they seem to be looked after by idiots.

I had a rather interesting conversation with a user yesterday afternoon regarding which way they logged onto the system, the conversation went something like this:

ME: Can you tell me which way you log onto the system please?

USER: What do you mean?

ME: Do you log on with your surname or your payroll number?

USER: Oh I don't know, just give me a second to log on and I will tell you.

ME: [under breath: WTFBBQ] Okies *puts phone on mute and laughs*

Why do I always seem to get the munters who do not know their butts from their elbows. Right I suppose I better go bugger off and do some work, luckily I have set up the e-mail to blog feature so I don't need to have Blogger open while I am typing this, the bad news tho is I can't do Hyperlinks at the moment :(

Test Post

2005-07-06T06:40:00.000+01:00

Just testing to see if this e-mail post facility is working ;)

London Trip..

2005-07-03T23:09:00.000+01:00

Well both myself and Tobes managed to survive London and make it home, just about in the same way that we left Huddersfield on Friday night.

We spent Saturday afternoon in Camden chilling out (read that as I got slightly stoned) and shopping, I now have a couple of extra T-Shirts bought for me by Tobes, I shall get pictures of them taken and uploaded somewhere, and a new pentagram pendant.

I have just been e-mailed a protection charm to perform on it, I am gonna wait cause I need to get some supplies and I want to see if I can rewrite it a little bit to make it personal to myself.

Right I am off to my bed now, cause I am shattered with a capital F (thanks for that quote Tobes) and the Tia Maria that was in my coffee is begining to work ;)

BBC NEWS | Politics | Leave chavs alone, say MPs

2005-07-01T00:08:00.000+01:00

BBC NEWS | Politics | Leave chavs alone, say MPs

WTF is this person on? I had a punch of Chav's in my pub this afternoon, all these "people" did was sit at the window and bang on it at people and try to cause trouble. Personally I wanted to accidently smash an ashtray across there head, the only reason I didn't was a text I got from Sue telling me to play nice with the poor ickle munters and not to hurt them. So I decided to verbally savage them which is a bit more fun anyways, my favorite three lines today have been:

"Aww poor you, you have been waiting for 5min, I have been here since 11am, so that means I win are you gonna by me a drink?"

"Look, why dont you just go and fuck yourself, cause face it with a face like that it's the only fuck your gonna get"

"You Sir... Are a cunt"

Stomach Cramps

2005-06-29T02:45:00.000+01:00

Yarg! I have the stomach cramps from hell, I hate my month dose of PMT. Tobes reckons that I should not get it, I wish that I did not get it but unfortuantly I do.

God I need to find some neurofen before this kills me.

What a day.

2005-06-28T01:15:00.000+01:00

It has been a very busy day for me, have managed to do a lot of what I wanted and quite a bit of what I didn't want to do as well.

Have managed to cut my grass, get my laundry done, totally gut out the master bathroom, get my hair cut and get stung by a wasp which was not nice at all.

Have had Sue over this evening for coffee and a chat to make sure I was ok, I woke her up this morning when I was making my drunken postings, the joys of being empathically linked to each other.

Right I am shattered so I am gonna go to bed and and try to get some sleep.

Sweet dreams y'all

The Land That Gorm Forgot..

2005-06-27T01:54:00.000+01:00

.. ok I am pretty pissed now, and I have just remember a quote by Sue this morning while we were in the car going into town "Lockwood, the land that Gorm forgot", now I find it really funny, but I would like to raise you Lockwood to Huddersfield and espcially "The Cherry Tree"

I listened to "Losing My Mind Today" by Liza Minnili while I was at work, and once again I got reminded of Matthew, I am doing slightly better now hat I am not wearing the Dragon pendant that he gave me all the time. Sometime I really hate the fact that I am aware of the power that I possess and that I can sense other peoples emotion's, especially when I have something that belonged to them around my neck 24/7.

I know for a fact tho, if I had the choice to go live a normal life without any type of the craft in my life or keep it in my live and learn to control it more, without a doubt I would choose to keep it everytime, if for nothing else it saves the odd text/phone call to Tobes and Sue.

Yarg!

2005-06-26T23:56:00.000+01:00

I has just sunk in I actually have a day job again, I need to be up and out of the house before 7am every morning from a week tomorrow. This is not going to be good, I am usually just thinking about going to bed about 2 or 3 am at the moment.

Due to my interview last week I was unable to make it to a friend wedding, so I would like to offer my congratulations to Mrs Paul Mustchin, I am sorry that I could not make it for you big day, I shall come drag you and your hubby for a drink sometime soon tho.

I am working every day this week in 'forks, I think the only thing that is keeping me going is the fact that it is my last full time week there for a while and I am off to London on Friday for 2 nights to see some friends and do some shopping with the Small Freaky Child as he needs some new clothes.

Right I am gonna stop here cause I am im the middle of an experiment, I want to know what the best way to pour a Black Russian is, do you put the Vodka or Kalura in first, followed by the coke then the other spirit or both to begin with and top up with coke, so I ahve several bottles of each to try it with :)

Good night you all.

2005-06-24T18:48:00.000+01:00

Well I am now back in the land of the gainfully employed, well kinda I am now contracted out to local government for helldesk support, its not the exact job that I wanted but it's paying a hell of a lot better than 'forks and I am running out of places on my hands to burn so a change of employment was required :)

The interview took all of ohh 5 minutes and I found out within 45min of leaving the place that the job was mine, I start on the 4th of July, which is the Monday after I come home from London which is all good.

I found this song on the web, I was watching the "Musical" episode of Buffy this evening for a giggle and I remember how much this one made me stop and think when I heard it a while ago.

Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
The battle's done,
And we kind of won
So we sound our victory cheer

Where do we go from here?
Why is the path unclear?
When we know home is near
Understand
We'll go hand in hand
But we'll walk alone in fear

Tell me
Where do we go from here?
When does the end appear?

Productive Day

2005-06-23T12:45:00.000+01:00

Well so far today I have managed to get an interview sorted out for a proper job, so that is happening tomorrow at half nine, not much time is it really? Oh well I am sure it will be fine, just got to think of some questions to scare them with and do some research on them so I know what questions they are gonna ask me.

I got dragged out of bed at ten past 11 this morning by the door bell, don't these people realise that if I am still in bed I am gonna be sleeping and its not wise to wake me unless it is really important, y'know stuff like asking if I would like a coffee or some Vodka. Anyways enough ranting it was the landlord of the house asking if we needed a lawn mower, or some hedge trimmers, to which I replied no we have got them both all we need now is time to acutally do it, but I decided to be nice and tell him I would cut the grass this morning and strangly enough I have done, we are gonna get he back bit changed into a bedding plant area which should be easier.

I have also taken the time to kick back and have a wander through both El Reg and New Scientist to see what is happening in the world of IT and Science.

I spotted this story on both El Reg and New Scientist, it seems that in actual fact that sex is a turn off for women, once a woman hits orgasm several bits of her brain acutally switch off, but is she fakes one several stay on. For some strange reason it was the El Reg version of the story that made me chuckle, and not the New Scientist one. Just to show I am not sexist, it seems like we know know where a man's knob is represented in the brain, some researcher put a load of guys into a MRI scanner and played with their knobs to see what area's of the brain were stimulated, bloody pervert I bet he was a breeder as well, could have at least let a poof do it.

I see that the Mars Express MARSIS probe has not gone fully online, and it should start sending its coded signal's down to the planets surface to scan for water and the surface structure. I hope that we can maybe find some signs even ancient water so that we can begin to move away from this planet and begin to explore the solar system. Talking of Solar Systems, the Hubble telescope has picked up what looks quite like a newly formed solar system orbiting a close star.

I see BT is splitting itself up (yes again I hear you ask) how many times have they split themselves into different arms now? To be honest I have lost count, now they are gonna have a deparment that will deal with the actual infrastructure of the network, and the rental of it to both BT and other companies who want to use it. Wonder how long that is going to last before it is all brought back in house or OFCOM grows some balls and starts to do the job that it should instead of letting BT sweet talk it all the time.

Finally I shall leave you with this thought, Concorde II may be taking to the sky by 2015, the Japanese and French governments have signed an agreement at the Paris Air Show to develope a new super sonic passenger jet, which has been dubbed Son-Of-Concorde.

Nyargle! (To quote SFC)

2005-06-21T19:16:00.000+01:00

I had just about managed to do it, almost an entire day of keeping Matthew out of my mind. Then he pops up and starts talking to me on Messenger, and all of the emotions and feeling that I have been trying to get sorted and put away into their own little box have just sprung out and I feel awful again. I don't want to have no contact with him, but it is the easiest way to save both of us getting hurt even more than we are now.

I was planning on trying to do a Tarot Card reading this afternoon by myself but I have got far too much emotion running through me at the moment that it would not be a good idea to try and do one.

I was supposed to going out for coffee with a friend from the Internet but he had to cancel today cause he was not feeling too good, maybe at that point I should have buggered off back to bed and stayed there.

One thing I am inclinded to do is help Sue try to do a little more reseach on exactly how we manged to get ourselves killed in the 1700's, cause I am not intending on letting someone kill me twice in as many lifetimes. Sue reckons that we died in Italy somewhere around Venice, I am not so sure I think that Castle Hill might have something to do with it but I could be wrong.

Of Tarot Readings, BBQ's and Thunderstorms

2005-06-20T01:42:00.000+01:00

Today has been an interesting day to say the least, Steve was up from Northampton for the night to get away and chill out, it was nice to see him again. We chilled out this morning had a couple of cups of coffee and just relaxed.

Sue came over this afternoon armed with her Tarot Cards and a notebook, but we ended up going back to her's to do the reading in the garden in the sun with a Tequila Sunrise, it seems like I am a lot older than I thought I was, it seems like Sue, Tobes and myself have been running across this world fighting for justice for several thousand years. One thing that I thought was weird we all got the same card, in just about the same place. Myself and Sue got it the right way up, Tobes got it in reverse. Sue and myself are acutally twin souls who were sepearated in the 1700's when we got murdered in a fight against black magick. Don't know where we have been since then, I think Tobes has been hiding as a cat, and I have probably been sleeping or chasing boys, Sue has probably been keeping an eye on us to make sure we were reasonably behaved ;)

After we did the reading's for us all we chilled out and chatted for a bit, and Tobes and myself practicsed various ways to injure, maim or kill anyone who pissed us off. Just as we were getting into the swing of things we heard the first rumbles of Thunder, at this point it must have been about 10miles away from us, so at this point Sue decided that we should light the BBQ, so she did. As the first splats of rain started coming down Tobes and I were lying down on our backs watching the rain fall. I decided that I really should hide under the tent thing that Sue has got in her garden since I was going to work in the clothes that I was wearing but Tobes decided
that he was gonna stand in the rain and let himself get cleansed by it all. It was quite sweet to watch acutally.

Insomnia

2005-06-16T02:43:00.000+01:00

I was awake all last night, this is begining to be a little bit of a habit of mine, this particular bout of insomnia has been happening for the past 3weeks now give or take.

Normally when I am like this I just lie in bed and listen to the world go by me and do some relaxation and meditation, but last night I could not my head would not let me concentrate on anything other than Matthew.

My head and my heart tell me that I did the right thing, the only thing that I did wrong was the way I went about it, I ended up just walking away with no explaination or anything. At the time I could see no other way, even now after 5 days of thought I still really could not see any way. After 3 hours of deliberation I sent a text, as I got told this morning when I told Sue, it probably was not the best thing that I have ever done with my life

Why I am blogging this I don't know, I am sat here with a large glass of Vanilla Vodka and coke trying to drink myself in to oblivion, but I seem to have mis-placed it, I am pretty sure its around here somewhere, I think I saw it in the living room last. Maybe I just wanted to try and write it all down to try and clear it out of my head.

One thing I do know is a little part of me will always be keeping an eye on him.

*wanders off to find oblivion*

Britain, UK news from The Times and The Sunday Times - Times Online

2005-06-16T02:25:00.000+01:00

Britain, UK news from The Times and The Sunday Times - Times Online

This has just made me spit my vodka over the computer, I love this quote from the article "THE Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, has criticised the new web-based media for “paranoid fantasy, self-indulgent nonsense and dangerous bigotry”. He described the atmosphere on the world wide web as a free-for-all that was “close to that of unpoliced conversation”."

Now at first glance it looks like he is talking about the bible before anything else.

The Observer | UK News | MRSA checks before patients go in

2005-06-13T14:14:00.000+01:00

The Observer | UK News | MRSA checks before patients go in

Saw this yesterday while I was standing have a pee in 'forks, some hospitals have found that 40% of patients who arrive from care homes have got MRSA on admitance to hospital.

So where are the screams from the "common people" to make sure that the care homes are kept clean enough to stop MRSA spreading, I wonder what the Commision for Social Care Inspection are going to be doing about this latest revelation.

Now don't get me wrong I really do think that this is a major problem that we have got to be worried about and some type of action does need to be taken, but we can't just keep going along blaming hospitals for spreading it.

Well it has happened...

2005-06-12T10:56:00.000+01:00

.. I knew that the time would come when I had to walk away from something that was important to me because I could not deal with it.

This happened yesterday morning, it has been lingering on the horizon for a couple of days now, but as soon as I woke upi yesterday morning I just knew that I had to do it, so a text was sent and I was phsycially sick because of what I had done. I will always have a special place in my heart for him but I just could not cope with all the mixed signals that he was giving me.

The only thing I think that is keeping me on an even keel is the fact that Sue booked the train tickets for myself and small freaky child to go visit London, we did have to pick the weekend of Gay Pride and the G8 concert, oh well hopefully everyone will be in Hyde Park so that shall leave Camden free for Tobes and myself to go torment, so any fashion victims who do not want to be attacked (that includes the 4 horsemen of the apocolpyse, think about it 1 PoofInBoot's and a Small Freaky Child, you don't stand a chance mate) should perhaps make themself absent from Camden for a day or two.

Arsemonkey's...

2005-06-08T18:43:00.000+01:00

... looks like I am stuck at the pub for another little while I never got a phone call about the interview that I went for the other day, so I can only assume that I have not got it, which has really pissed me off as you might imagine.

The Internet is like a willy

2005-06-07T01:59:00.000+01:00

* It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.

* In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.

* It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just do the same damn dumb things it did before.

* It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.

* If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.

* It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

* We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

* If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

* It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"

* Some folks have it, some don't.

* Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong.

* Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try it.

* Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

Its been a few days

2005-06-07T01:42:00.000+01:00

Yeah I know it's been a few days since I posted last, have not been doing anything that is blog worthy, went to Tobes for a BBQ on Saturday and went out for supplies with his mother, you can read all about the trip here.

Got drunk, went to work, threw things around, kicked fridges, almost strangled a manager cause she has no people skills and chased up the job that I went to the interview for.

There we go, a blog in 30secs night night

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